Review of Santa
Claus Conquers the Martians
As the title might imply this is a fun movie that adults and kids alike will
enjoy all the way through to the end. In the beginning of the movie, we learn
that Martians are distressed by the fact that their children have become
somewhat obsessed with television shows from Earth. On these shows the virtues
of Santa Claus are extolled; something that is not satisfactory to the Martians.
Determined to remedy the matter the Martians travel to Earth for the purpose of
capturing good old Saint Nick. Once they arrive they snatch two children who
will lead the Martians directly to the North Pole and Santa Clause.
With Santa and the kids in tow, the Martians head back home to Mars. Now they
face they predicament of what to do with the children and Santa. One of the
Martians, who bears a striking resemblance to the Grinch (at least in
temperament) tries to solve the matter by doing away with them altogether before
they even get back home. Fortunately for the kids the leader, named Lomas, puts
a stop to it. After they arrive back home on Mars, the children and Santa
befriend a Martian who, while not possessing a lot of smarts, is at least
sympathetic to their situation. Together they manage to outwit the Martians and
ultimately introduce the delight of Christmas cheer to the children on the
planet of Mars.
Beyond the fact that this is an utterly charming and fun movie, you may also
take interest in the fact that none other than Pia Zadora made her film debut in
this movie. It’s also interesting to note that a large portion of the entire
movie was actually filmed in an abandoned aircraft hanger.
All in all, this is a great family film everyone in the family, young and old,
will delight in.